Away from the sun

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via fester-and-cousin-it)

"Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him."
- Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t  (via coyotegold)

(Source: arguementative, via danceisapassi0n)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via batrnan)

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

(via agayzing)